The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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