I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
