Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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