best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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