This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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