He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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