"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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