Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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