Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
