i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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