it hurts more in the daytime
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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