I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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