This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
