So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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