Fuck appropriateness.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Boobs are out for the taking
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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