Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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