How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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