We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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