this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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