The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
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