So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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