so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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