real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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