Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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