I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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