Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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