I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
