the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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