I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
