Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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