I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Randomize
