If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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