I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
His nipple licking is glorious
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