so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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