Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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