Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You made out with two different species that night
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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