As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
