some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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