I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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