i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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