there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
