I accidentally had phone sex last night
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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