I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Randomize
