She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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