What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
