i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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