I heard we made out
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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