I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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