I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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