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(616): View more from Michigan

i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.

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(510): View more from California

I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting

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(949): View more from California

i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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(651): View more from Minnesota

She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING

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(519): View more from Ontario

Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.

(803): View more from South Carolina

Pride rock will get you every time.

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