i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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