Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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