Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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