I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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