I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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