I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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