How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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