Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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