I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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